joeygallagher:
#NYGIANTS
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nevver:
Dope
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Noose
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Crazy legs
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Pop lock and drop it
Dude! You can’t drink Slushie’s either!
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Drinking (Coke in glass bottles) on the job
Just cuz the cards are bigger doesn’t make playing solitaire by yourself any less depressing
Fluff sucks
This ain’t a gym
Snapping necks and cashing checks. <3 Claw Money
Clients will suck my belly
- “I heard Dmitry was planting a bomb in Russia that would go under the ground and dig its way into Kanada.”
- “Worrrrrrrrrrd! That would be sick!”
- “Lil’ hoe is plotting, check his posture.”
Descendants boss
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